> GOING CRAZY WITH CONFUSION
>A psychiatrist visited a Californina mental institution and asked a
>patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He
>got the following reply.....
>"Well, it all started when i got married and i guess i should never have
>done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then become my
>"My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then
>married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife
>had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother in law since he is the
>half brother of my step daughter, who is now of course my daddy's wife.
>"So, as i told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once
>my step mother! Now, since my new son is brother to my step mother, he also
>became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step grandmother since she is
>my step mother's mother. Don'g forget that my step mother is my step
>daughter. Remember, too, that i am my wife's grand son.
>"But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my
>step-grandmother, i am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but i am
>also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how i got put in this
>After staring blankly with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist
>replied: "Move over."