Offensive World Records

[uNz[i]]

LONGEST PUBIC HAIR
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the
armpits and 28 inches from her groinal region.

PIMPLE POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and
projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft
1inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely
drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding
night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently
attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains
tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard
and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a
'C*** Pump'.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which
was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from
134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an
officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height
(12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7mph.

I have a couple more, but I don't think they'll pass the forum rules for appropriate
material... the ones I posted here should be more than enough for any sane
person anyway.

[MAMA_TOTO]

Holy S*#T ROFL

[Autumn Fox]

Whatta ppl

[james_bond_rulez]

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[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@4 October 2003 - 17:49
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height
(12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7mph.

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[vash444]

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which
was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from
134 washrooms in his state

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@4 October 2003 - 17:49
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an
officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Holy Sh*t!! That's a long fart. I wonder what his wife said?

[Jayhawk]

that is some good stuff sounds painful for must though

[SodiumChloride]

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@4 October 2003 - 10:49
LONGEST PUBIC HAIR
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the
armpits and 28 inches from her groinal region.

A chick with longer armpit hair than you-know-what hair?!

[abigspidermonkey]

lol