I've got the flu :(

[Skweeky]

Copy that.
Is this another one who thinks I'm a boy?

[Biggles]

Nasty - which animal variety is this? Swine, Mongoose, Aardvark?

[Skweeky]

Swine, apparently.

PS: What's with all these 'turn your gold into cash' commercials on the telly these days?
I have a feeling manker is behind them.

[Biggles]

Swine, apparently.

PS: What's with all these 'turn your gold into cash' commercials on the telly these days?
I have a feeling manker is behind them.

Does it involve bewbs?

[Skweeky]

It involves people (mostly Scottish ones), sending in their "unneeded gold" to some company to get cash in return.

[Biggles]

It involves people (mostly Scottish ones), sending in their "unneeded gold" to some company to get cash in return.

I take it they include a SAE with the gold for the Nigerian Army Officer (retired) to send the spondulas back in?

If anybody has any unwanted gold I could look after for them in the meantime

[Skweeky]

Yes, you look all trustworthy and that.

[Biggles]

Yes, you look all trustworthy and that.

and I can count like anything

[Skweeky]

That's true. And you're part of one of those unions as well.

[Biggles]

That is very true - so I must be honest.

Send all your gold for safekeeping.