White trash fuel. Yummy.
Tater tots, maybe.
Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.
I heard Kev keeps a special butler to bring him corn dogs on a silver tray.
Apparently he stole the idea from JP, only JP had sausage rolls.
I am unaware of the second meaning of 'beard', I have no choice but to take the above literally.
On the other hand, he owns several flannel shirts.
Some with a check pattern.