Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden and theyre quite bored, so Adam suggests that they have sex. Eve agrees and they go at it for a while.
When theyre done Adam is sitting up against a tree looking all smug with himself after sex and god comes upto him and asks how it was. Adam goes on to tell him it was the best thing he had ever came accross and owuld like to do it all the time.
God is happy with this and asks where Eve had gone afterwards. Adam points over towards Eve washing herself in the river. God is furious with this and in a fit of rage booms out in a wrathful voice, "ARGH! ILL NEVER GET THAT SMELL OUT OF THE FISH!"