Just for fun (or not) assume that all the members on this forum could attend a common buffet. What might you expect to see?
Billy Dean- would complain that the CIA was stealing his sausages.
Clocker- would be stealing said sausages
J2K4- would gather an astounding array of assorted food products in his beard.
Myself- I would probably just shred a paper plate and crap all over everything.
Titey- don't care, but those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift.
EBP- would enjoy the food, but complain bitterly about it.
Jonno- would pretend that everything he is eating is a little guitar and pretend to play it. Including, oddly enough, gravy.
JPaul- drunk on the apple, alternated shouting "Bar Steward", "Arsed", "Cork Sucker" and "That's a bit harsh".
Chalice would covet Gemby's chalice. I think Gemby would take cover under a napkin.
Lilmiss would obviously be high, eat ravenously and start the food fight.