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Poster
What do you call the sweat created by 2 rednecks screwing???
Relative humidity
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10-04-2003, 10:04 PM
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Pheasant plucker
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10-05-2003, 02:40 PM
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Poster
hehe love redneck jokes
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10-06-2003, 10:08 PM
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Poster
In my oppinon, Jeff Foxworthy tells the best RedNeck Jokes!
Examples of his jokes:
If you missed 5th grade because you had jury duity, you might be a redneck
If you been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck
If you mowed your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck
(Those were not made up by me)
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10-06-2003, 10:14 PM
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Reformed devo
If you marry outside the family you might not be a redneck.
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10-06-2003, 10:20 PM
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Poster
Makes no sense to me at all
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10-07-2003, 12:51 PM
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Poster
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10-07-2003, 01:47 PM
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You might be a redneck if.....................
You blasted a giant hole in your big-screen TV when they cancelled ' Dukes Of Hazzard '...............
and the bullets went clean through the trailer wall & killed your Monster Truck.
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10-07-2003, 01:50 PM
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Here, kissin cousins...
Relatives get it?
They have sex, and they are related.
If you dont know what sex is, ask your parents, or call up dominos.
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10-07-2003, 10:01 PM
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Poster
Here is a joke that somewhat goes with the first joke:
You might be a RedNeck if you go to a family reunion to meet weman
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