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    It was in the early 90's, Bill Clinton, François Mitterand, the pope, a Hippy, plus the pilot where in a plane about to crash. The pilot took a parachute, and jumped. Then only 3 parachutes where left.
    Bill clinton said:<I&#39;m the president of the most important country in the world, I have to stay alive&#33; >.
    So he took a parachute and jumped
    François Mitterand said:<I&#39;m the cleverest president of the world, The world needs me&#33; >.
    So he took a parachute and jumped
    Then the pope said to the Hippy:<You&#39;re young my son, Just take the last one. My life is behind me and I&#39;ve already had the time to appreciate it. Just go my son >.
    Then the Hippy said:<Don&#39;t worry dude the world cleverest president took my backpack >.

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    weird&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;i dont get the last part

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    it would&#39;ve been funnier if the world cleverest president was Bush

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    It&#39; wouldn&#39;t have worked, I think Bush himself knows he&#39;s stupid

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    yeah if it had been bush instead of clinton and some other important bloke instead of the clever dude but still muy bien señor leonidas

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    Thats some funny shit.

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    Originally posted by mondaeo@8 October 2003 - 17:16
    yeah if it had been bush instead of clinton and some other important bloke instead of the clever dude but still muy bien señor leonidas
    Actually the clever dude was the french president for 14 years.

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    Yeah but dont you see the problem the guy is french

    I mean come on He is FRENCH

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    Originally posted by Is_this_name_taken_already@10 October 2003 - 22:06
    Yeah but dont you see the problem the guy is french

    I mean come on He is FRENCH
    Shutup.

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