Is your job shitty or is it a job you would never give up? (even if you hit the lottery)
Do you shovel crap and love it?
Do you get paid to do basically nothing and hate it?
Does a fly crap indoors or outdoors?
Does the bell strike three in the barn when a tongue leaves the dog's nuts?
Do the voodoo that you do make you boohoo?
Sorry a nutty moment there (I'm a Gemini)