Wtf?!?

**Dark Side** · 10-15-2003, 08:53 PM

My balls have their own conscience and are trying to gain control of my body.
They begun hostilities today at 14pm when I was touching them they bit my fingers badly,there's blood everywhere and my hands are still bleeding.
I've attached them with tape and but a protection on to stop them from attacking other poeple that are near me and to stop them from attacking me again.Every 30 min I lose all control of myself and get these weird thoughts and to weird things but after a few seconds I regain control.My theory about this is that they are trying to conquer my brain.

help what should I do?

**3rd gen noob** · 10-15-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Dark Side@15 October 2003 - 20:53
They begun hostilities today at 14pm

there's your problem

time is out of whack
the world's gonna end

**TheDave** · 10-15-2003, 08:56 PM

goto the doctors and get some cream

**DarthInsinuate** · 10-15-2003, 08:58 PM

hit them with a VERY large mallet, hard

Disclaimer: any injury caused during aforementioned acts are the sole fault of the slinger of large wooden objects, DarthInsinuate can claim no responsibility whatsoever

**thewizeard** · 10-15-2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Dark Side@15 October 2003 - 21:53
My balls have their own conscience and are trying to gain control of my body.
They begun hostilities today at 14pm when I was touching them they bit my fingers badly,there's blood everywhere and my hands are still bleeding.
I've attached them with tape and but a protection on to stop them from attacking other poeple that are near me and to stop them from attacking me again.Every 30 min I lose all control of myself and get these weird thoughts and to weird things but after a few seconds I regain control.My theory about this is that they are trying to conquer my brain.

help what should I do?

English lessons?