sorry its long, but worth the reading.
an old and very rich woman, 55 in age, walks into the national bank of canada.
she asks to go to the manger, and there she asks him to deposit 100,000$ from her account.
the manager asks her "how come you have so much money?!"
she says "ill show you one of my tricks...".
she says "i bet you 25,000$ that you have square testicals".
the manager says "what???? well, ok then, easy money for me!!".
"ill come in tomorrow to make the bet" said the woman.
the next day, she comes into the managers office with a lawyer by her side. the manger asks her "why the lawyer??" "youll see" she said.
she asked him to undress, and he did so. at this time the lawyer was looking nervouse and sweaty.
the woman asked the manager "can i come and feel the testacles to make sure they arent square?" "sure" said the manager.
after doing so, the manager said "tough luck... you lose, 25,000$ into my bank account... why did you make such an impossible bet anyway??"
"well, you see, i bet this lawyer here 100,000$ that i will be holding the head manager of the national bank of canadas testicals in my hand this morning........"
hope you enjoyed it!!
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