Headline satire from around the world. Caution: content may offend.
Updated: 8:00 Wed Jun 25 (UK time) | Recent headlines
Different sites archive stories in different ways - basically the older a link is, the less likely it is to work. Sorry.
Headline archive: The Daily Probe (USA)
8 new stories spotted 8:00 Fri Jun 20:
Man Attacked by Shower Curtain
Hillary Signs Books, Melts Protesters With Eye Beam Death Ray
Bush Admits Not Being Elected in '00, Claims Eligibility for '08
Demi Moore's Breasts Still Slowly Sagging
Umpires Discover Cork in Sonia Sosa's Dildo
Man Abandons Goal of Destroying Urinal Cake With His Piss <----- poor Fugs
New Season of The Osbournes Promises OD, Stabbing
Animals Spare Mankind in Narrow Vote
A tragedy, really.