say my punchline
say my punchline
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
Ive Done So Many Stoopid stuff and most of em i cant remember!
the most recent thing i can remember was running on laminated floor with my socks and i slipped and slid into the chair.
my back stil hurts from it
It is hard to select only one when I have grasped so many opportunities with both hands.
I checked a fuse out in a plug once but didn't bother putting the back on the plug as I anticipated putting the original back in. I blew myself half way across the room.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
I'm going to tell MagicNakor about this.Originally posted by JPaul@23 October 2003 - 14:02
I have to confess to once wearing black socks, with a nice ox-blood brogue.
That really happened, so don't flame me, I feel bad enough already.
Your punishment shall be an appearance on Queer Eye for the Scotch Guy.
That'll larn 'ya.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
when i was yunger my freind and i borrowed my old elementry schools handicap school bus it was old bud and vandilized said cool bus instead of school bus after whe drove it we parked it right back where it ws before(not really though couldnt remember which side to park) thus the stupidist thing iv ever done
when i was yunger my freind and i borrowed my old elementry schools handicap school bus it was old bud and vandilized said cool bus instead of school bus after whe drove it we parked it right back where it ws before(not really though couldnt remember which side to park) thus the stupidist thing iv ever done
scratch that
stupidst thing iv ever done is i was chilin with somefriends an dwe all piched in for a fatty i volenteered to roll so i sat down with stuff on my lap sat ther for about an hour breaking it up with my hands when i was finally done i sat up(all weed fell on ground) and yea me lost me cronic
hit a coppers son,
O boy he got it, but at the time i did not know who he was, but i was going out with his ex girlfriend, next news is he pulls up in his car slagging of my bird, so i just sorted him out,.......... not rought, just a slap.
Next news is police all over me, pulled me out of my car handcuffed me and took me away.
Thats when i turned gay, i ant been out with a bird since.
Not because their all going out with coppers sons, but it's an image.
Ron kray, god rest his sole, was a nice chap, and i have ties.
I dont want to start trouble, but just saying each to there own.
I just want peace in life not strife.
Got involved with someone who knows Ron Kray
Jonno B)
Thinking about 1
My Place & Arcade
Are you going out with the coppers son now baz?Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@24 October 2003 - 23:26
hit a coppers son,
O boy he got it, but at the time i did not know who he was, but i was going out with his ex girlfriend, next news is he pulls up in his car slagging of my bird, so i just sorted him out,.......... not rought, just a slap.
Next news is police all over me, pulled me out of my car handcuffed me and took me away.
Thats when i turned gay, i ant been out with a bird since.
Not because their all going out with coppers sons, but it's an image.
Ron kray, god rest his sole, was a nice chap, and i have ties.
I dont want to start trouble, but just saying each to there own.
I just want peace in life not strife.
Edit. What is he called? CU Jimmie?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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