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    Advances in Medicine

    Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
    available in liquid form and will be marketed by by Pepsi Cola as a power
    beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims
    it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himslf a stiffone.
    Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
    new
    meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashion
    stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount &
    Do.

    The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
    considered: over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast
    implants and viagra than was spent on Alzhemiers disease research. It is
    beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
    wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
    do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    So they've finally found a decent replacement for the cocaine!

    I can't wait, do you know if it's out in beta?





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    Peace brotherdoobie

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    Hey cool! Does this mean I can stop looking for a man with a brain and a penis and enough blood supply to run both, and just feed them pepsi and concentrate on the brain part?


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    It gives a all new meaning to stiff drink lol

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    Originally posted by bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:28
    It is beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
    wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
    do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to.
    So you are thinking of going ahead with the breast implants, BB?
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Originally posted by lynx+24 October 2003 - 12:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 24 October 2003 - 12:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:28
    It is beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
    wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
    do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to.
    So you are thinking of going ahead with the breast implants, BB? [/b][/quote]
    I am tucking them into my belt already.

    I was in my local Chinese estabilishment the other night. The girl behind the counter had a geat big grin. I asked her what she was grinning for. She said that Tony Blair had just said on the TV that the whole country would have an big election next year. I still dont understand why she was grinning.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    I&#39;ve never had a need for Viagra m&#39;self....
    • ....but I&#39;d still like to know more bout them other meds of yers bb.

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    Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:00
    I&#39;ve never had a need for Viagra m&#39;self....
    • ....but I&#39;d still like to know more bout them other meds of yers bb.
    Actually I am just back from the trick cyclist this morning Titey. He has given me another six months supply. That is really good news, it means I am going to last another six months. He also said that I was not trying hard enough, I think that was what he was talking about. He said something about committal.
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    Uh.... what&#39;s a "trick cyclist"?

    If&#39;n he insists that you&#39;ve not commited y&#39;self to to bein hard, then maybe you need that new Pepsi stuff.

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