A woman says to her doctor "Kiss me doctor!"
"Certainly not" replies the doctor.
"Oh please, just one kiss" said the lady.
"It's just not possibly, i cant" the physician states.
"Oh c'mon, i'm begging you" she implores.
"Look i have taken oaths, i just cant, it's unprofessional..." Explains the doc "..as a matter of fact, i shouldnt even be fucking you!"