Poetic Lounge Challenge 2!(lite-version++)

[mrcall1969]

Oh dear , have I a stumbled
On a lovenest that has been rumbled
Lilmiss and SensualGardening are a flirting
Me and UKMan will look at the skirting
If you two need some space
We'll go and find another place
And let you rhyme to one another
We prefer to drink so it's no bother

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+28 October 2003 - 22:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 28 October 2003 - 22:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@28 October 2003 - 23:09
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)

Oh, you mighty boab, what a verse,
Would you really, really like to kick my erse,

That might really come in handy
Cos my hammeroids feel quite dandy.........

Yogi [/b][/quote]
If your erse I kick when we are parting
It will push them up and stop you farting

[Evil Gemini]

I just woke up and turned on my pc
Logged on to the forum and what did i see ?

SensualGardening got lilmiss blushing
and also their was something about farting

Ill be back about an hour
I stink really bad i need a shower

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 October 2003 - 23:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 October 2003 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by SensualGardening@28 October 2003 - 22:23
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab

@28 October 2003 - 23:09
Although I try to make it rhyme
I cannot do it all the time
If you try to make me change my verse
I will come right in and kick your erse* ( *Scottish for arse)

Oh, you mighty boab, what a verse,
Would you really, really like to kick my erse,

That might really come in handy
Cos my hammeroids feel quite dandy.........

Yogi

If your erse I kick when we are parting
It will push them up and stop you farting [/b][/quote]
And that would really break my heart

Cos i most definitly like to fart

I like to fart when i&#39;m depressed

i like to fart when i&#39;m obsessed

O, Yeah, with farting i am blessed

Lala LalaLala LalaLala

O, Yeah, my farts i are deeeply blessed

LoloLo LoloLo Lolo LoDiDa&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Me new crop is just tha best.....

Lolo LoDiDa&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Lala LalaLala &#33;&#33;&#33;




[off to sleep] Yogi

[bigboab]

Originally posted by neattairoski@29 October 2003 - 00:17
I just woke up and turned on my pc
Logged on to the forum and what did i see ?

SensualGardening got lilmiss blushing
and also their was something about farting

Ill be back about an hour
I stink really bad i need a shower

When you are clean
And re-read what you have seen
It will become quite clear
That we are proper in here
What you refer to as farting
Was just a car starting
As for lilmiss blushing
It was blood to her face rushing
If you think you can do better
Post us a letter
But it must be poetic
Or you will be considered pathetic.

[mrcall1969]

Oh dear with all this talk of farting
My lips I fear are scared of parting
I for one do not want to smell it
And I&#39;d rather my candle stays lit

So please take the verse onto a lighter feel
Or I for one will surely squeal
And please someone add some more
to save me from becomming a bore

[bigboab]

You&#39;re not boring me 69
Your poems are doing just fine
I would put out the candle
For gas it can&#39;t handle
It will cause a big bang
And I&#39;ve written this wrang
I think I&#39;ll call it a day
So what now do you say?

[Evil Gemini]

My intension was not to flame
I didnt meen anything by it,
Im just playing the game

I like the things being said,
gave me a smile
I havent gotten one in a while

So next time i reply to this thread
I would re think it in my head

So it doesnt sound like a flame
Because i dont want to look sad and lame

[mrcall1969]

OK, now i need another wine
This poetry is going fine
My favourite girl is out getting pissed
From this board she will be missed
So come on Bigboab and give a hook
A rhyme upon which I can sook

[bigboab]

We are letting you off
Because you behave like a toff
As long as you reply
You can give a big sigh
But if you don’t make it rhyme
We will get you some other time.
You write something instead
Because I&#39;m going to bed