For those that were wondering whether or not Palastine "is really" a country, it's not, according to EU spokesman Gerassimos Thomas. Recently the EU presented a survey to about 500 people from each of its member states. They were asked to choose from 15 countries which one was more of a threat to world peace. 59% of those polled said that Israel was the biggest threat to world peace. America was second. When pressed about why palastine wasn't included, Thomas said "It is not a country". Stay tuned for the next EU poll, due to be conducted when hell freezes over-"Is fascism dead?"