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**mjmacky** · 11-11-2011, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.

**manker** · 11-11-2011, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.

Should I have gone with "feel up in" or "feel a peen" instead? I had such a difficult time deciding before, and it's still bugging me. I'm not getting the satisfaction I expect from it, maybe because I hate corny pun humor, but fuck all if I don't try.

Well, I didn't get the pun with the original post. You'd have nailed it with 'feel a peen', but that would have required adjusting the main body of your sentence somewhat.
'Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl who looks like she wants to feel a peen'

With the benefit of hindsight regarding this post, and many of your more esoteric offerings, you might consider PMing me prior to posting so I can assist your quest to be understood by your common or garden forumular geptard.

**megabyteme** · 11-11-2011, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

He used 3 posts to tell one story in the listening to songs thread, it went something like this:

Originally Posted by Robot J-Dye

I had a girlfriend like that .. then she married someone funnier, smarter, and more successful than me .. he was only better looking by default since I look very strange
we were comfortably in love
her name was smaeera
their family was orthodox jews .. so they watched from a distance when I fingered her gooey cunt

Shortened down, that one could make a beautiful Haiku...