So, its nearly xmas.
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa's, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?
My shopping list would be as follows;
Jonno - a box of handy andies and something in latex
Baz - bag of choc raisins
C.B.B - a laptop and sun cream
Titey - clean socks
Snny - new computer
Dan - a drinking cap
Riddler - a thinking cap
TRshady - a detailed map
RGX - a night on the town
Gemby - a pink studed flea collar and Jake Gyllenhaal in a cage
Fugley - devil buster
Celery - a box of strong paracetamol
Zero - more fish candles
Hobbes - a grooming set
Skweeky - a whole box of lollipops
Proper Bo - a ticket to Reading
Sensual Gardning - a pair of bright green wellies
Adster - a dictionary
Soopaman - new shoes
Gutter - a pair of stripy braces
wee mouse - chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
oldmancan - bunch of roses
Gurahl - a briefcase
Nikkid - a rubberfly
Jpaul - a bottle of cognac
have to have a think about the rest of you.
and check with santa to see if you've been good enough.