Have You Ever Had A Serious Illness?

[j2k4]

Illness or injury?

I had Mono once.

I couldn't believe what that made me feel like; Dr. told me mine was the worst he'd ever seen.

I believed him.

I had a very short bout of CHF that just about did me in, or so I was told.

I've had some injuries I won't recount here as I don't believe they're of sufficient hilarity to suit this thread.

[titey]

Originally posted by j2k4@9 November 2003 - 18:06
I've had some injuries I won't recount here

• I'm guessing major head trauma?

[james_bond_rulez]

yeah i was so sick my anus came out of my ass

taht's how sick i was

[titey]

Ooh.... sounds serious!

• So do you have to use a butt plug now?

[j2k4]

Originally posted by titey+9 November 2003 - 19:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 9 November 2003 - 19:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@9 November 2003 - 18:06
I&#39;ve had some injuries I won&#39;t recount here

• I&#39;m guessing major head trauma?

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Actually, yes.

Deprived me of half my faculties.

Good thing I&#39;m not a liberal-it would have rendered me speechless.

[MetroStars]

in 2001 i had pancreatitis...

made me dam ill... i lost so much weight it wos horrible...

god dam when i think back i must have vomited about 20 times a day...

[titey]

Originally posted by j2k4@9 November 2003 - 18:23
Good thing I&#39;m not a liberal - it would have rendered me speechless.

A dumb liberal?

• Or would that be liberally dumb?

[j2k4]

Originally posted by titey+9 November 2003 - 19:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 9 November 2003 - 19:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@9 November 2003 - 18:23
Good thing I&#39;m not a liberal - it would have rendered me speechless.

A dumb liberal?

• Or would that be liberally dumb?

[/b][/quote]
Actually, both.

Good spot, titey.

I meant, in my case, that although I would have been deprived of speech, the remaining faculties would have been sufficient to thrash the libs, though it would have required an unending supply of (given the vintage of the injury) pens and typewriter ribbons.

[UKMan]

Going through a bad time right now. My thyroid gland is playing up - been on the sick list for about 4 months now - pretty damn annoying - apart from that i had my tonsils out when i was about 6-7 yrs old. Pretty lucky so far (UKMan rushes to touch some wood, count to 3, avoid the ladder, spots a cat and turns round 3 times).

Peace
UKMan

[j2k4]

Originally posted by UKMan@9 November 2003 - 20:43
Going through a bad time right now. My thyroid gland is playing up - been on the sick list for about 4 months now - pretty damn annoying - apart from that i had my tonsils out when i was about 6-7 yrs old. Pretty lucky so far (UKMan rushes to touch some wood, count to 3, avoid the ladder, spots a cat and turns round 3 times).

Peace
UKMan

Phew&#33;&#33;

Good luck with that, buddy&#33;