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    Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

    When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

    Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

    How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

    Mary is definitely in prison I think.

    Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

    Can someone go get JP?

    My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

    When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

    Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

    How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

    Mary is definitely in prison I think.

    Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

    Can someone go get JP?

    My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?
    I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

    I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

    Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

    Who the feck is a Panesar?

    They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

    My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

    Another euphemism obviously so yes.

    Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

    When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

    Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

    How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

    Mary is definitely in prison I think.

    Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

    Can someone go get JP?

    My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?
    No, definitely not.

    Shouldn't you be able to tell us?

    Can we have pics of the girl and not you or the carpet please?

    Who cares?

    Wherever he is, as long as he's happy that's the important thing.

    No.

    JP is old, we should probably start looking for his replacement soon anyway.

    That the final total we raised for the run was £867

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

    When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

    Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

    How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

    Mary is definitely in prison I think.

    Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

    Can someone go get JP?

    My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?
    I think I could run 6 miles but I don't know if I could do it wiggling my butt like Squeamous did though.

    I haven't the foggiest as I only add people to my friends list so that I no longer have to put any effort out into maintaining our relationship.

    Euphemism obviously and resulted in an unpleasant image I wish I could erase.

    Who the feck is a Panesar?

    They can't put you directly in prison so I think probably more likely County Jail awaiting trial.

    My earliest memory of everything is porn related.

    Another euphemism obviously so yes.

    Your writing that your favourite thing is your sig.
    Quoting due to the perfect use of the space-bar and absence of extraneous punctuation.
    Okay so I'd probably have put a few commas in to break things up, but I'm not even going to mention that.

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    There are no euphemisms in that, no innuendo and negligible humour.
    Also, how do you know she wiggled her butt
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    Yes. But I might puke up that burger I just had, after.

    You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.

    Good luck.

    Idk


    No, she's busy looking for the pass to her oleg account.

    No.

    Idk.

    What idle wrote about what you wrote.

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    Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
    You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it

    Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
    I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee
    You see them in the list with a + after their name. Afaik even if they're ckrit.
    Cheers
    That's pretty much why I made this thread. I just fleshed it out with fluff.
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    I'm certain most of your questions can be answered through the medium of music video.

    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Not clicking for the aforementioned aural circumspection but also because I'm worried that I'll discover you just asked me out.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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