Bi-annual there's too much trading and not enough giving , givng away stuff thread*

**mjmacky** · 08-23-2011, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

ask her to watch Blazing Saddles. If she refuses, give her a solid right-hook for me. Then make her go scrub the floor until she agrees that she has learned the error of her ways.

It would be more appropriate for someone to hold her arms back while he pummels her abdomen

**Funkin'** · 08-23-2011, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Do me a favor, and ask her to watch Blazing Saddles. If she refuses, give her a solid right-hook for me. Then make her go scrub the floor until she agrees that she has learned the error of her ways.

Will do. If she gives me any kind of lip I'll do what you asked, followed by a "That was from MBM, bitch".

Totally forgotten about Blazing Saddles(one of my fathers favorite movies), it's time for a re-watch. I had no idea who Count Basie was until I started to obsess over jazz, now the guy is one of my jazz heroes.

Originally Posted by mjmacky

It would be more appropriate for someone to hold her arms back while he pummels her abdomen

That may very well be. Hopefully one of my family members are around when this happens.

**ca_aok** · 08-23-2011, 06:03 PM

I'd like to request a sense of humour, since I'm severely lacking one.*

*Jokes about poutine, lumberjacks, and maple syrup don't count, Canadian.

**megabyteme** · 08-23-2011, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by megabyteme

ask her to watch Blazing Saddles. If she refuses, give her a solid right-hook for me. Then make her go scrub the floor until she agrees that she has learned the error of her ways.

It would be more appropriate for someone to hold her arms back while he pummels her abdomen

Originally Posted by Funkin"

"That was from MBM, bitch".

Let that be the battle cry for all who serve justice.

**IdolEyes787** · 08-24-2011, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

It would be more appropriate for someone to hold her arms back while he pummels her abdomen

If you wish to be really cruel make her watch Robin Hood :Men in Tights instead. Or if you want to inflict permanent damage Life Stinks
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**megabyteme** · 08-24-2011, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by megabyteme

ask her to watch Blazing Saddles. If she refuses, give her a solid right-hook for me. Then make her go scrub the floor until she agrees that she has learned the error of her ways.

It would be more appropriate for someone to hold her arms back while he pummels her abdomen

For those who didn't catch macky's comment, check out this video. (Skip to 1:31 for the exact reference.)

**Quarterquack** · 08-24-2011, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Originally Posted by Funkin'

I had to put a few bruises on my girlfriend a couple weeks ago since she couldn't watch Caddyshack because, in her words, "The movie is too old"(which the 80's isn't even old). This is something I should have done years ago to her as I've been having to put up with her movie hang-ups for quite sometime. Caddyshack was just the final straw.

Good for you, Funkin'! While the general society may say domestic abuse is "unhealthy", so it is to blaspheme great classics such as Caddyshack. Do me a favor, and ask her to watch Blazing Saddles. If she refuses, give her a solid right-hook for me. Then make her go scrub the floor until she agrees that she has learned the error of her ways.

You two have got this relationship thing all wrong. Punishment should entail actions out of the ordinary, not more of the norm. I promise you, if you were hitting your woman and asking her to scrub on a daily basis, the whole punishment for movies issue wouldn't even need to come up. They'd be too afraid to cross you to find out what your bad side looks like. Oh and smile. Always smile. Gives off a good warm psychopath vibe.

**mjmacky** · 08-24-2011, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

For those who didn't catch macky's comment, check out this video. (Skip to 1:31 for the exact reference.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiTKIbR69ss

In case anyone feels compassion for her, this one is the remedy

Originally Posted by Darth Rings

You two have got this relationship thing all wrong. Punishment should entail actions out of the ordinary, not more of the norm. I promise you, if you were hitting your woman and asking her to scrub on a daily basis, the whole punishment for movies issue wouldn't even need to come up. They'd be too afraid to cross you to find out what your bad side looks like. Oh and smile. Always smile. Gives off a good warm psychopath vibe.

This reminds me of a quote I heard in Rendition. I didn't much like the movie, but my in-laws were watching it while I was working on a paper. Then I heard this:

"We have a saying. Beat your woman every morning. If you don't know why, she does."

I just started laughing while my wife and in-laws looked over at me. They thought it was strange that I paid no other attention to the movie besides that one line.