It is a little old... but its funny as hell, especially the end
No matter whether its old, but it sure is funny as hell
<span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
<span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind wander...it is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>
"...It used to be just you, me a paper towel and a dirty magazine..."
very clever, I haven't seen that one before