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I thought yours was much better than Chav'sOriginally Posted by manker
fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though
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You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.I thought yours was much better than Chav'sfucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though
Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.
Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face.
I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.
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Why would Squeamous be interested?I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.
I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.
EDIT: Or more succinctly she'll have much more fun insinuating sexual stuff with caulk than I could.
Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-10-2011 at 01:20 AM.
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You mentioned perversions specifically whilst alluding to her. I haven't read her manifest any perversions per se.
Don't you think you owe the girl an apology or twenty?
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Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-10-2011 at 10:25 AM.
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Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?
Is it just for the above or everything?
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Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!
You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.
Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.
Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face.
Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x
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