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Thread: Christians can't eat or touch pork either?

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    It's obvious. He made all living things out of the same shit he's made out of. If you eat meat you're blaspheming right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    What a sick bastard, why did He make them out of meat then?
    What else would you make children from?
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    so what happened between the old testament and new testament? Did God change his mind? Or did the pope decide that God's laws were flawed?

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    King James, or something else.

    Why does the topic statement have a curly-wurly on the end.

    I thought religion was a no-flowe area.
    Now go away.

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    mmmmn sausage and bacon mmm mmm spare ribs man pork is good food
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    so what happened between the old testament and new testament? Did God change his mind? Or did the pope decide that God's laws were flawed?
    A lunatic walked around claiming divine parenthood. Don't worry, the Romans captured the bastard and crucified him. Oh those artistic Romans and their tortuous executions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by barbarossa View Post
    what a sick bastard, why did he make them out of meat then?
    hahahaha thats a classic

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