The Gay Beard Club

[mjmacky]

Your beard has a little french in it, by the way. You sure no Canadian bumfucked your family tree somewhere along the line?

Irish/Scottish. The ancestral Scots, first to arrive, stopped off in Canada, then made a quick departure for Mass. The Erins went straight to NY.

[mjmacky]

Would I get the same beard club privileges now I've only got stubble (#3 on the trimmer settings).
It's pretty hawt

Off the fag list, so consider that a bonus. As far as privileges, clearly I'm waiting for the pandering to secure my votes on the Mod of the Year oh fuck I already voted.

[manker]

You're thinking a separate user-group for the gay beard club.

I haven't voted yet in the poll and had no intention of doing so. Now, however, my vote can be bought with a pledge to award Mary's hirsute acolytes with the funky coloured user-names and stars they deserve.
I suggest magenta.

[chalice]

I'd do a full-frontal, spread-eagled, Burt Reynoldsesque, Playgirl pose with two fingers up my arse for magenta stars.

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[Artemis]

Thanks for the mental image, I'm off to fire a ramset fastener through my head to purge that thought....

[mjmacky]

I'd do a full-frontal, spread-eagled, Burt Reynoldsesque, Playgirl pose with two fingers up my arse for magenta stars.

Well, now I know what you're doing with your hands behind your back.

[chalice]

I'd do a full-frontal, spread-eagled, Burt Reynoldsesque, Playgirl pose with two fingers up my arse for magenta stars.

Well, now I know what you're doing with your hands behind your back.

I was trying to stop your mum from licking my arse, mate. She's a hellcat.

[mjmacky]

I was trying to stop your mum from licking my arse, mate. She's a hellcat.

Must be your fault for having seat flap in those pants. So I take it you don't like abrasive tongues then?

[chalice]

I was trying to stop your mum from licking my arse, mate. She's a hellcat.

So I take it you don't like abrasive tongues then?

I like them in the human sense. I enjoy the feeling of truth breaking through. Even/especially if it's only a keyboard wot did it. It's affirming.

Not to say that your mother is a hellcat (though, I'm sure she was in her time, and might still be), can we agree that there exists a degree of effect that you can impose on the human race, simply by posting pish on the internets?

Is there an effect upon the collective if it's just me calling people cunts?

Singing off- wopped.

[chalice]

In other news, fledgling beardists receive extra internets watermelons to the max.

If, perchance, someone like, maybe say, MBM was to do a fascinating facial growth chronicle in this very thread, maybe, it would be an interesting thing altogether, like.

Perhaps he could create a hair chart for us enthusiasts, instead of touging corgis all the do long day.