The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.

You mean assume it's a fake? Why didn't anybody question the legitimacy of mine? It wasn't blurred or pixelated, surely that would have to set off a bell or two?

Here's what I think... you're the only one really sensitive around here about how you are perceived by others. The byproduct of that is your incessant defensive rants and repetition of the same drivel. For the very same archetype you represent, posting a pic of yourself would be very frightening to you. Since it opens the opportunity for potential ridicule for something concrete, and the notion of that preoccupies your sense of security, your sense of vanity.

qft

[manker]

Context, Dave. It's supposed to mean something because of the preceding words. I've added them into the quote for your edification.

I was saying that you're getting all emo because you have failed, on several counts, to gain entry into this club.

There, all explained.
I trust that even someone as hard of thinking as you clearly are cannot now fail to comprehend.

I can't believe I'm going to have to explain this, I'd have thought it was obvious from my earlier post.

The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.

So you see what I'm saying... about being sure you could find someone here to endorse your statement... and about why that couldn't possibly be something that I would allow to mean anything to me.

You did that 'I know you are but what am I' thing again. It's like talking to a 12 year old who because she's got the latest replica kit, can now join in with the grown-ups when they try to define the synergy which allows Manchester United to be greater than the sum of their individual parts each year.

I simply didn't believe your other statement. I think you actually posted a pic of your hero, Tom, because your own moustache looks like that of a dead pooflord and you thought we'd ridicule that and not let you into the club.

And then you'd cry. Again.

[NotLettingItGo]

You did that 'I know you are but what am I' thing again. It's like talking to a 12 year old who because she's got the latest replica kit, can now join in with the grown-ups when they try to define the synergy which allows Manchester United to be greater than the sum of their individual parts each year.

Nope that was meaningless drivel.

I simply didn't believe your other statement. I think you actually posted a pic of your hero, Tom, because your own moustache looks like that of a dead pooflord and you thought we'd ridicule that and not let you into the club.

And then you'd cry. Again.

[manker]

It was meaningless to you because you view others' posts through the eyes of a small child.
Would you like me to be more literal.

I feel as if my more esoteric posts are robbing you of any remaining semblance of dignity.

[NotLettingItGo]

It was meaningless to you because you view others' posts through the eyes of a small child.
Would you like me to be more literal.

I feel as if my more esoteric posts are robbing you of any remaining semblance of dignity.

Is me not wanting to be part of your club that upsetting for you?

[manker]

It's Mary's club.
It was her wife who coined the term 'Gay Beard Club', I believe.

I merely provided the impetus for people to start posting pics. In fact, I'm not even sure I'm still a member due to the shaving it off thing.

[NotLettingItGo]

I take it the three week itch beat you then, I can understand that, it is extremely fucking annoying for a bit.

I had a full beard until recently, the moustache is what is left of it.

[mjmacky]

It was her wife who coined the term 'Gay Beard Club', I believe.

Yes, this is the true.

[Quarterquack]

So wait, Squeams is Reject's forlorn lustee?

Who split up that match made in heaven?

[NotLettingItGo]

Fucks sake man, where have you been in a cave, or something?

Yes

Me

Its OK I have all the chavis and manker imaginary porn stash to vent my lust on

When that's not enough I can always come here and make loads of imaginary posts at her, like chavis, manker, MBM and Jacky keep claiming I do

And just to be sure I'm noticed by her, I can go around passing lots of comments about how she looks, as she does about me.

So all in all it's all pretty well sorted out