When did you last have sex with your wife, Dave? Was there a tentative coital entente in that vulnerable well-fed, festive bliss? Did she nobble the sherry to such an extent that she was willing to tolerate your moustache?
How's the getting over Squeamous thing coming along?
Shouldn't be any different to you, right Dave?...
You should learn some maths MBM.
Here you go, I'll throw you a bone, one of my other friends, a woman as it happens, who is younger than me, thinks I should direct anger at the woman you're all so intent on me engaging with. What do you think?
That'll be cause you're not worth the time chavis.
Your version which has me lounging around like a 70s porn star in a gay coloured suit, intimidating a woman.
See that's your problem chavis, your imagination is as fucking mental as the rest of you, so even your claims of initimidation can't square upto the reality of the image you create for it.
It's restraining order straightforward, Dave. When did you last have sex with your wife?