I'm sure Gays take offense at your implication that Garth Brings might be of that particular persuasion.
Actually I'm sure the cannibalistic mutant hillbillies from The Hills Have Eyes would take offense at the suggestion they have anything in common with Parth Sings.
Btw I'm not exaggerating, I said "you remind me of Marth Things" to the soap scum in my shower and it gave me a dirty look.
Respect my lack of authority.
My bad, I thought America was South of Canada. I'll find a map and get back to you ASAP.
Hate to break it to you, but any scientist that survives in the field for as long as Macky has probably isn't your average fuck-up. By virtue of experience alone he's probably above and beyond what I can do at this point.
So what you're saying is I have a shot at love in the USA? I might stop at New York quickly on the way back, to lose my virginity to Oleg.
I'm sorry they don't provide you clean water where you live.
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Calm down Oleg, things could be worse, you could have been exiled to a field like poor Jacky has.
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