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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    Off work all week!!1

    Slept in this morn. Went and ate lunch with the gf, which is something I never get to do. Cleaned out the gutters and did yard work. Played fetch with the pooch. 'Bout to go for a bike ride.

    SXSW the rest of the week.
    If'in we don't hear from youself wiffin a week, then we'll resolved that you'll've shot yourself and the Texas border'll've gained itself another hundred rednecks.

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    In retrospect. I have no fucking idea what I meant with the above, Skiz, so I'm hoping you'll forgive me.

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    I hear Ciudad Juárez has great bike trails if ur near the border.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    In retrospect. I have no fucking idea what I meant with the above, Skiz, so I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
    When I do that, I usually keep schtum and hope people think I'm being esoteric and that they're the only one who didn't get the joke.

    Like the Emperor's New Clothes, but with badly drawn words.
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    Regarding Idol, he's all to fuck but he does it on porpoise.
    I tried to take him to task once but I think that's his goal because it only served to perpetuate the punctuation pebble-dash.

    Btw, skizo, wtf is SXSW
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    In retrospect. I have no fucking idea what I meant with the above, Skiz, so I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
    When I do that, I usually keep schtum and hope people think I'm being esoteric and that they're the only one who didn't get the joke.

    Like the Emperor's New Clothes, but with badly drawn words.
    I've roped along with that in numerous cases, admittedly. But at some point you begin being Zed.

    And at that point, unless you're Zed, you're fucked.

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    I'm not as confident as you in zed's non-fuckedness
    Last time he came back, he was on about melting plastic in the oven with his son.

    I don't even.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    First tell me how you got him to make that face
    Maybe this explanation is not specifically directed towards you, but for clarity's sake that is Mark Foley. He's a former Floridian congressman who resigned in shame when it was discovered he was conducting inappropriate relationships with young page boys.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    In retrospect. I have no fucking idea what I meant with the above, Skiz, so I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
    I only apologize for the nonsense in 0.2 % of my posts containing such, where are you currently sitting at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not as confident as you in zed's non-fuckedness
    Last time he came back, he was on about melting plastic in the oven with his son.

    I don't even.
    Why the fuck would he melt his son in the oven with some plastic! That's fucking horrible! You can go on about the pedals all you like but that is seriously fucked up!

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