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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    8 yrs here we cumAlongwith25kposts
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    Can someone do the math?

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    I just poked myself in the eye, hurts dunnint.
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    I seriously considered calling someone a fuckwit :earl: Decided I don't hate my job enough, tho. I didn't get laid off once for doing it without learning something :pro:


    Middle management equals lack of imagination, and general fail, tho.

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    Not the boss of me, obv. I answer directly to the proper boss-man, thank jebus.
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    Can't you do it with humour?

    idrc if someone here calls me a fuckwit if either I'm being a fuckwit or if it's accompanied with an eyebrow raise or an awkward smile.
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    Got two hawt burds off today, one is ill, which is fair enough, I'll pay her as normal. The other one has an ill kid and she thinks he is too ill for her to leave with the kid's grandmother.

    I've never had this before :eyebrow:

    It's not like he will get better any quicker if she doesn't go to work and ... well ... I've had to make my own cawfee once already today and I've even answered the phone.


    I'll address this question to those of you who aren't unemployable doletards: what would your employer do in this situation? Is a sick child a valid reason for time off work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'll address this question to those of you who aren't unemployable doletards: what would your employer do in this situation? Is a sick child a valid reason for time off work?
    It's a better excuse than I'd be able to use. Such as "last night's late night fast food isn't sitting well" and "Time got away from me while playing the XBOX".
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'll address this question to those of you who aren't unemployable doletards: what would your employer do in this situation? Is a sick child a valid reason for time off work?
    It's a better excuse than I'd be able to use. Such as "last night's late night fast food isn't sitting well" and "Time got away from me while playing the XBOX".
    You're just not being creative enough! Take your first excuse example, simply working the word 'explosive' into the description will bring about an amazing reaction from the employer, a shaking of the head as they inform you that that is enough information, and come back when you are better.

    Not sure about the second one though.... probably a complete falsehood is the only way to shine that one up.....
    Last edited by Artemis; 03-15-2012 at 02:48 PM.

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