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My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place.Originally quoted by My Mate With The Dodgy Todger
Did you get my message about the dick meeting i had. My options are superb, for me the term cured doesn't really apply. Either i get the same operation i had before and live a life of daily knob stretching, or, i have invasive surgery that the Paki doc described as cosmetically undesirable and spend the next few years hoping it doesn't get worse. The latter involves them cutting into my wab and sewing in a 'skin flap' that will render me disabled in terms of a stand up piss pot. Fun times! Needless to say i shall be either choosing the first option or hanging myself forthwith
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
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What was the back-story on that? I kinda remember you saying something a ways back, but the details are lost...Originally Posted by chavis
My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place.Originally quoted by My Mate With The Dodgy Todger
Did you get my message about the dick meeting i had. My options are superb, for me the term cured doesn't really apply. Either i get the same operation i had before and live a life of daily knob stretching, or, i have invasive surgery that the Paki doc described as cosmetically undesirable and spend the next few years hoping it doesn't get worse. The latter involves them cutting into my wab and sewing in a 'skin flap' that will render me disabled in terms of a stand up piss pot. Fun times! Needless to say i shall be either choosing the first option or hanging myself forthwith
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
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Not much of a back story. We were comparing biological tragedies one day and my mate's knob happened to pop up.What was the back-story on that? I kinda remember you saying something a ways back, but the details are lost...My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place.
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
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In other, rather more fucking fantastic news, the previews for LOEG Century 2009 are out. I'm making baby muck in what's left of my pants.
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Last edited by chalice; 03-22-2012 at 09:33 PM.
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Shut the fuck up, you fucking minority.
Get back to being a wetback paedophile and being stupid. It's what you do best.
an alchemist?
What about a transplant, aren't there a number of members right here who have no foreseeable use for theirs in the coming decades?My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place.Originally quoted by My Mate With The Dodgy Todger
Did you get my message about the dick meeting i had. My options are superb, for me the term cured doesn't really apply. Either i get the same operation i had before and live a life of daily knob stretching, or, i have invasive surgery that the Paki doc described as cosmetically undesirable and spend the next few years hoping it doesn't get worse. The latter involves them cutting into my wab and sewing in a 'skin flap' that will render me disabled in terms of a stand up piss pot. Fun times! Needless to say i shall be either choosing the first option or hanging myself forthwith
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
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Sometimes, when you see someone you care about is suffering, your closest kin. You think; 'would that I could take your pain from you and suffer in your stead'.My mate with the scarred urethra had to get his lad out in hospital today. It was a preliminary 'frighten the fucking bejaysus out of the patient' kinda thing. I think they do it to keep down costs on the National Health. Intimidate the walking wounded so they walk the fuck somewhere else.
In his own words...
Fuck that. Fuck that all over the place.Originally quoted by My Mate With The Dodgy Todger
Did you get my message about the dick meeting i had. My options are superb, for me the term cured doesn't really apply. Either i get the same operation i had before and live a life of daily knob stretching, or, i have invasive surgery that the Paki doc described as cosmetically undesirable and spend the next few years hoping it doesn't get worse. The latter involves them cutting into my wab and sewing in a 'skin flap' that will render me disabled in terms of a stand up piss pot. Fun times! Needless to say i shall be either choosing the first option or hanging myself forthwith
Take note, oh yee of the perfect penis. It could happen to you.
Or something that doesn't sound quite so pretentious.
But fuck no, dad. All the best with your knob rot. I'm staying the fuck miles away from this
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
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