Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[mjmacky]

Here's one.

Edit: That was meant for #1119, you sure like to butt in a lot.

[manker]

I didn't read that. Not a word.

However I respect that you took the time to write it, you knob, you.

You'll go back to it. You know you will.

Maybe tomoro, you'll have just got the plonk from your copious cellar, feeling a light, heady tingle from the pre-dinner spliff and you'll be all; 'hmmz. manker said something about churches. I must read it'.
And you will and it will be underwhelming and you'll be slightly disappointed due to that - but gladdened in a different way as you know of and prefer my strengths to be lying elsewhere.

[chalice]

I didn't read that. Not a word.

However I respect that you took the time to write it, you knob, you.

You'll go back to it. You know you will.

Maybe tomoro, you'll have just got the plonk from your copious cellar, feeling a light, heady tingle from the pre-dinner spliff and you'll be all; 'hmmz. manker said something about churches. I must read it'.
And you will and it will be underwhelming and you'll be slightly disappointed due to that - but gladdened in a different way as you know of and prefer my strengths to be lying elsewhere.

Prolly, innit.

[ziggyjuarez]

:/ Bed

[chalice]

:/ Inflatable mattress hand-me-down

/fixed.

[Snee]

Gay dick story fag.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking minority.

Get back to being a wetback paedophile and being stupid. It's what you do best.

If he were that stupid, why is it he keeps getting people annoyed with those short nothings?

That said, Allen removed a bracket from a quote the other day, and got a few posts out of that.


So I think ziggy's currently a bit behind.



I'm sorry for spoiling the game, tho, whomever it may concern.

[Snee]

New LOEG looks awesome, tho.

[chalice]

Shut the fuck up, you fucking minority.

Get back to being a wetback paedophile and being stupid. It's what you do best.

If he were that stupid, why is it he keeps getting people annoyed with those short nothings?

That said, Allen removed a bracket from a quote the other day, and got a few posts out of that.


So I think ziggy's currently a bit behind.



I'm sorry for spoiling the game, tho, whomever it may concern.

It annoys people by accident. Any intent is smothered by stupidity. Then again, I am rather prone to being annoyed by spastic-fantastics. It gives me direction.

Ziggy is marginally more clever than Allen. Having said that, chewing gum is marginally more clever than Allen.

[Snee]

I disagree, tbh. I'm not saying it's the masterminds of the century here, mind you, but there's slightly more than meets the eye.

[Snee]

Flipping woman keeps wanting me to come have coffee with her at wurk, every day.

I'm trying to do my ckrit poasting, ffs.