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    Women, mang.

    Always sticking their big tits in your face and pwning your train of logic
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    Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    still, at least she'd prefer me to spend my money on tellyboxes and projectors than taking her abroad, cause she fucking hates forrins.
    I just don't know how you two got together. You seem to have nothing in common
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.
    Yes it does make sense, because it's logical.
    What now, paradox-boi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Big tits in your face > logic, tho'. You know it makes sense.
    To a point yes. If we were at my plaice, like.


    Ever stood on a cliff or something and had the urge to jump?

    I'm the same way with big tits and motorboating.
    Last edited by ckrit; 04-13-2012 at 12:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanskrit
    Ever stood on a cliff or something and had the urge to jump?
    no
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    You should definitely motorboat, though.
    Subsequently, meet her gaze defiantly, raise one eyebrow, and say; 'you wanted it just as much as me'.
    Last edited by manker; 04-13-2012 at 12:07 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    and then continue to motorboat....


    at least until she cuffs you around the head

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Myself and Boatse live in coal-mining/semi-rural parts of the UK and we simply cannot purchase faster internets.
    We have to wait for people to upgrade our telephone exchanges before magical speeds can occur.
    The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Myself and Boatse live in coal-mining/semi-rural parts of the UK and we simply cannot purchase faster internets.
    We have to wait for people to upgrade our telephone exchanges before magical speeds can occur.
    The point I was making is that I could wait for Dave to get it, and will never see an upturn in my bandwidth. When our ISPs upgrade their equipment, they role out a new plan and charge more for it. My ISP has like 7 layers of internet plans.
    my broadband started off loiyke 11/12 years ago at about £20 a month for 0.5mb internets, it got upgraded for free to 1mb, 4mb, 10mb and now 20mb and it's still roughly the same price

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