Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[chalice]

Helped stop the great irish novel

Capitalise Irish, or I'll come over there and slap the wealth right out of you.

[Snee]

:poof:

[chalice]

I'll snap your arm like a twig.

[Snee]

I am deeply ashamed.

As a symbolic gesture. I just accidentally demagnetized all the cards in my wallet.

No really, I did. Someone put a magnet on my desk, lulz.

[chalice]

I just wanted to snap your arm like a twig, mate. I didn't want to rape your credit, like.

If I'd've wanted that, I'd've said that I'd snap your credit cards like twigs.

To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

[Artemis]

.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat....

[chalice]

.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat....

Maybe where you're from, Art.

Over here it's the pensioners wot do the raping.

[mjmacky]

If you think you can snap credit cards, then acrylonitrile butadiene styrene will have a stern reply to that. If you succeed, tell your underwriting bank they aren't collecting enough interest.

[Human_Being]

*cough*

[mjmacky]

*cough*

Exactly how much are you expecting me to gift you at your bar mitzvah?