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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Had a gheyme with mulder yesterday. He was very wopped. The wee one has started getting high. How ironic.

    If only he could reach, he'd chin you for that.

    And yeah. get him back here, ben. idk wtf he is thinking staying away so long.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    the chants of "There's only one Alan Pardew" have started

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I named my son after a punk guitarist that no-one here will have heard of because he gave me back my gold dap after someone threw it on stage.

    i winrar the interaction with famous people thing
    someone threw your gold shoe on the stage?
    were you getting bullied by the long haired 13 year olds at the "punk" gig?
    Just cos you like inferior british punk bands that my mam listens to in her car

    It was one of my mates, he pulled it off while I was being all cool and crowd surfing () and threw it at the band.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    someone threw your gold shoe on the stage?
    were you getting bullied by the long haired 13 year olds at the "punk" gig?
    Just cos you like inferior british punk bands that my mam listens to in her car

    It was one of my mates, he pulled it off while I was being all cool and crowd surfing () and threw it at the band.
    crowd surfing

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    I was trying to think of a plausible lie, but there just wasn't one and I had to post le truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    ikr
    I was trying to think of a plausible lie, but there just wasn't one and I had to post le truth.
    being bullied by a 13 year old would have been better

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    I'm not going to say that it would have been totally implausible. At the same gig, my cousin was trying to get into this burd. I wasn't paying much attention but this old guy started staring at him so I went across.

    Turns out she was 14 and watching with her dad.
    In his defence, it was a bit dark
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not going to say that it would have been totally implausible. At the same gig, my cousin was trying to get into this burd. I wasn't paying much attention but this old guy started staring at him so I went across.

    Turns out she was 14 and watching with her dad.
    In his defence, it was a bit dark
    I don't know which bit's funnier, your cousin cracking on to a 14 year old or you going over to sort out the guy staring at him

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    Fuck you.
    I'm intimidating
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    I've never heard welshists doing the "what the fuck are you staring at/have you got a problem" etc fighty bit, but I bet it sounds fucking hilarious
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 04-21-2012 at 03:38 PM.

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