Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

I watched the wrong vid first, which was shite and didn't bring any luls. I then noticed the other vid underneath and it did, indeed, make me laugh out loud.

Which given my demeanour after your original error with the link, was quite a feat.



Bo and other racists will also find this funny.
Truth posted above.

I thought about being more specific in terms of which clip and also mentioning that much of the rest of the show was shite but I had to way the extra effort involved against how much I really cared about making your life easier.

My first thought was that you did it on porpoise, to annoy me, but then I realised that you were actually being kind to Mary and her ongoing battle with her waistline - and it's to your credit.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

[IdolEyes787]

I knew I should have gone with whey.

[manker]

Would have got the same response

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not mentioning your failure to end that sentence with a period because I'm a bigger man than you.

[manker]

I'm not mentioning your failure to end that sentence with a period because I'm a bigger man than you.

Your magnanimity knowns no bounds.
Can you imagine my relief when you didn't take issue with the wholly indefensible absence of a subjective personal pronoun.

[mjmacky]

I'm not mentioning your failure to end that sentence with a period because I'm a bigger man than you.

I'm much bigger than each of you, I'm like your average two Adamas, that makes me like two people. 2 > 1

[mjmacky]

I'm not mentioning your failure to end that sentence with a period because I'm a bigger man than you.

Your magnanimity knowns no bounds.
Can you imagine my relief when you didn't take issue with the wholly indefensible absence of a subjective personal pronoun.

Not to mention your failure to use the past perfect tense, or at the least a more appropriate verb.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not mentioning your failure to end that sentence with a period because I'm a bigger man than you.

Your magnanimity knowns no bounds.
Can you imagine my relief when you didn't take issue with the wholly indefensible absence of a subjective personal pronoun.

If I knew that you were talking about I'm sure that I've killed men over less.

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[manker]

If I knew that you were talking about I'm sure that I've killed men over less.

Your magnanimity knowns no bounds.
Can you imagine my relief when you didn't take issue with the wholly indefensible absence of a subjective personal pronoun.

Not to mention your failure to use the past perfect tense, or at the least a more appropriate verb.

verb wut.