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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    ^ I was meaning I don't have to be consistent.
    Your mom's butt is consistent like oatmeal, yo.
    It's lumpy and grainy, but I like the feel though.
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    Wait nevermind, I'm confusing my posts.
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    I can't have just made that up. It rhymes and I don't do them.
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    Wait, hold on again. Original error in 2057. I was right the first time about being wrong the first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I can't have just made that up. It rhymes and I don't do them.
    You know poems don't have to rhyme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Let's not forget here that I was saying Art's penis is the size of an electron. You guys are forgetting what's important.
    It's a trade off, though. Those electrons are fucking fast.
    Making secks with Art is like opening your love tunnel to a humming bird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I can't have just made that up. It rhymes and I don't do them.
    You know poems don't have to rhyme.
    I know nothing about poetry.
    It seems like you do though, gaylord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Wait, hold on again. Original error in 2057. I was right the first time about being wrong the first time.
    Orite. I was looking at 2062.
    The one in the quote in 2066
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    You know poems don't have to rhyme.
    I know nothing about poetry.
    It seems like you do though, gaylord.
    Oooooh, oooooh, oooooh I know some poetry

    There was a young lady from Eeling,
    Who had a peculiar feeling.....
    Last edited by Artemis; 04-30-2012 at 03:55 PM.

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    An Ode to poetry.
    It's like someone's released a bukakke of gay on your face.
    Enjoy your aids.
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