Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

**Proper Bo** · 05-12-2012, 07:22 PM

Letterbocks was the only part worth reading in the last few I read, like.

**chalice** · 05-12-2012, 07:29 PM

Some of the early stuff was fan fucking tastic when I was a teen, green wank machine. It'll always be an important publication history.

I remember the Loch Ness Monster actually being an alcoholic man-rat who stomped into a border pub saying, 'geez a pint a whisky an I'll no be payin either'.

Also, Top Tips were top to the max.

**Proper Bo** · 05-12-2012, 07:31 PM

SINGLE MEN. Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV whilst trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php

also
http://www.viz.co.uk/letterbocks.html

**megabyteme** · 05-12-2012, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php

Had never heard of it before, but

@

FOOL PEOPLE into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you.

**Artemis** · 05-12-2012, 11:16 PM

Oh gawd, here we go, I remember the comics from the before thymes, I loved the Stupid Sharks and Dangerous Dan, then discovering 2000 A.D. as a young teen, although my favorite was always Rogue G.I. more than Judge Dredd. Then my sex drive kicked in and I stopped thinking for awhile....

**Proper Bo** · 05-13-2012, 12:08 AM

Pathetic sharks?

**Artemis** · 05-13-2012, 12:18 AM

errr yup the Pathetic Sharks there a stupid something that I got it mixed up with?

So I stopped using my faulty memory, and did what I hate and gewgled instead, and found all my old Viz comic characters and it all came flooding back to me: Terry Fuckwitt, The Fat Slaggs, Buster Gonad, Mrs Brady the Old Lady, Johnny Fartpants and Suicidal Syd, ahhh those were the days.....