The real manker died/went to prison quite some time ago.Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
This is a last ditch effort to keep The Great Irish Threat in check. We're basically regurgitating his posts from 2007.
-RtJ
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The real manker died/went to prison quite some time ago.
This is a last ditch effort to keep The Great Irish Threat in check. We're basically regurgitating his posts from 2007.
-RtJ
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Exciting times at Tesco's (the shop not that admin chap's house) as my shopping on the self-serve tills came to £6.66, so I was all like "yay!".
But then the two-for-one on washing-up liquid kicked in and brought it down to £5.56, which made me feel "meh".
But then the change came through as £4.44 and I was all sort of "yay?".
True story.
Persona non grata
Soul saved by an in-store special.
Last edited by IdolEyes787; 06-14-2012 at 07:03 PM.
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That bear looks decidedly homosexual.
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I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I was in the Gin Distillery when the round came to £6.66.
The till kindof froze up and the guy was all; 'wut'. He kept bashing buttons but it wouldn't open.
I then said, oh and a box of matches - cos it was obviously the devil - he then typed in 10p and god must've then decided to open the til.
Might be a true story, I was barry fuckled at the time and it was loike 15 years ago so events may have transpired slightly differently.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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A guy just texted me with a euphemism about shaving off my secretary's fanny hair.
I wanted to text back 'wey hey' but the auto-correct shite made it 'wet hey'.
I bet he's all;
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Presumably wet hey is some kind of welsh euphemism.
Now go away.
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