Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

I'll try to make like I meant to do it and start a thing.
You think I'll get away with it.

[mjmacky]

Exciting times at Tesco's (the shop not that admin chap's house) as my shopping on the self-serve tills came to £6.66, so I was all like "yay!".

But then the two-for-one on washing-up liquid kicked in and brought it down to £5.56, which made me feel "meh".

But then the change came through as £4.44 and I was all sort of "yay?".

True story.

Do you smoke cigars, and is there a Welsh man with large ankles around the corner?

[Cheese]

No, and I hope so.

[IdolEyes787]

No, and I hope so.

If you don't see him at first ,check the back-alleys.

[ckrit]

ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment.

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[IdolEyes787]

ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment.

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In my particular case it's a damned if I do,damned if I don't sort of thing.

[megabyteme]

ffs. I went for a meeting ages ago, and now that I'm back, no one has posted owt. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you guise.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment.

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In my particular case it's a damned if I do,damned if I don't sort of thing.

Damn you.

[chalice]

Question: Is there such a thing as post-coital bliss even if you don't jizz? Inquiring mind wants to know.

[manker]

Question: Is there such a thing as post-coital bliss even if you don't jizz? Inquiring mind wants to know.

Depends on how energetically you pursued the activity. Endorphins can be released through exercise which could account for the general feeling of wellness you're currently experiencing.

Or

Lol your cawk is broken.

[chalice]

Yes, my cawk was indeed broken. However I didn't mind a bit cos she was getting up to seven shades of mischief, and frankly, it was rather riveting to watch, in a completely flaccid, impotent kinda way, like.

In other news, she went and broke my thumb. It's out like Julian fucking Clary. It's painful to regale you with tales of my fan-tastic life. True story.