Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[chalice]

It's not real poetry, though. It's poetry for people like you. And I haven't raped you with any of his poetry so you can call the poetry rape police off right fucking now.

Better not, mate. Fuck serial killers - I'd spring R. Kelly to come over and pish on your duvet.

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

[megabyteme]

Better not, mate. Fuck serial killers - I'd spring R. Kelly to come over and pish on your duvet.

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

Dave will never understand that posts like the two quoted here are the reason for my *cough* wanting to fit in.

You guise rock!

[manker]

why have you made me think about poetry. wtf aren't there any black poets!
I remember JP saying a few times that rap is poetry but I think he just meant that he didn't like rap.
Can't be sure but, it isn't my field.

[manker]

See, that's poetry. Except for the fact that it includes a black person. That's where the paths diverge.

Once it includes a black person, it's the blues.

Dave will never understand that posts like the two quoted here are the reason for my *cough* wanting to fit in.

You guise rock!

n'awwwhhh

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.

[megabyteme]

n'awwwhhh

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.

I'll just use my sexual prowess (and my delectable body, if necessary) to flirt with that old lady so we get the drinks and porn for free.

[manker]

n'awwwhhh

it's okay, you can hang around with us. you can be the one in the gang that the old lady in the corner shop thinks is beyond reproach but is actually the chief shoplifter of porn and campari.

I'll just use my sexual prowess (and my delectable body, if necessary) to flirt with that old lady so we get the drinks and porn for free.

you crazy americans and your weird not-free shoplifting ways

[manker]

Can you just state for us hard of idiot types ...

[Snee]

Yeah. I lol'd at that.

[Artemis]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap

[mjmacky]

So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap

And these kids just let each other's hands get slap happy on their happy sack? If I'm correct about my younger self, the reply would have been a sackpunt; the definition of which can be educed from the compound's roots.