Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Artemis]

His proclivities seem quite varied and random, basically if it has a pulse he's good to go.

Ironic, I read this after making quite the opposite of a proclamation in another thread. Unfortunately, that one was the real me.

I just discovered said post and was also struck by the irony..... I'm at a loss over your conumdrum however, the only suggestion I can make is it is probably an android you are after rather than the catchall term robot, otherwise you might end up with a large toaster with tracks on the underside.

[manker]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

[manker]

Ah. Wrong thread but w.e.
It's all just an interlinked menagerie of pish.

[megabyteme]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

you know the world will be reduced to Apple and Google offerings. Personally, I would do really degrading things to the iFuck that I wouldn't do to a more respectable G-Droid.

Ah, the future is cumming...

[mjmacky]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

Realdolls don't count. I want one to be able to sit down with my robot (android) and unintentionally have her destroy me at chess, so that I can leap over the board and fuck her until her wires are crossed.

[mjmacky]

Do Real Dolls count as robots?
Some of them move their arms and stuff.

you know the world will be reduced to Apple and Google offerings. Personally, I would do really degrading things to the iFuck that I wouldn't do to a more respectable G-Droid.

Ah, the future is cumming...

Well you know how it is with Apple, it'll probably be the iWaitUntilMarriage

[megabyteme]

Well you know how it is with Apple, it'll probably be the iWaitUntilMarriage

Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.

[ziggyjuarez]

I win!

[megabyteme]

I win!

Only if the prize is being a professional blood donor for life...

[mjmacky]

Yeah, the iBitch will take control of your checking account and not let you go out with any of your friends who don't also have an iBitch. The Apple will be easy, but will only do missionary. Anal will be rumored to be available on a future model, but blowjobs will be deemed an unneeded feature.

It also won't do gay sex