Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

**Snee** · 03-05-2012, 01:44 AM

Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.

And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.

**manker** · 03-05-2012, 02:23 AM

I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

**Artemis** · 03-05-2012, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by manker

....I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

**Snee** · 03-05-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by manker

I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

What the fuck. Laboured?

**manker** · 03-05-2012, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Snee

Originally Posted by manker

I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.

What the fuck. Laboured?

why else would you need cheerleaders.

**Snee** · 03-05-2012, 09:54 AM

Maybe I just hate children.

**manker** · 03-05-2012, 10:03 AM

Pedophobe.

**ziggyjuarez** · 03-05-2012, 10:26 AM

Labor'd /ur welcome

**mjmacky** · 03-05-2012, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by mjmacky

My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.

I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.