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[Skiz]

No interesting Muldy Halloween stories yet?

[mjmacky]

I usually only use it in Serbian...

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Freud
Freud who?
Freud also says you're a big homo.

Freud and other accusers just have a deep seated interest in me being a homo, and I'm sure it stems back to wanting to have sex with mothers.

[Mr. Mulder]

No interesting Muldy Halloween stories yet?

the misses was working so my scumbag friend brought his 4 year old kid round and we got high and watched him play Ben10 (the kid, lyke) ....just three/four years ago i would have gone out with a couple of grams and tamed some strange but I’m pretty much married now or at least receive the restrictions of such an awful act Got to move in with her in January, shits getting way too grown-up


/in other news, got an interview a week from today finished the last Game Of Thrones book

[Mr. Mulder]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems True story

[mjmacky]

Didn't Hitler tell a similar story in his lesser known publication, Mein Kraft?

[Mr. Mulder]

I didn't know Hitler played Mine Craft but if I saw him on there i'd grief on his castles

[Mr. Mulder]

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[megabyteme]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems True story

I don't honestly know much about Mine Craft, but it kinda sounds like FST where you have to build stuffs.

I'll just stick with FST. Building is sooo for immigrants.

[IdolEyes787]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems True story

If anyone is interested,the same thing also woks in real life.

[Snee]

...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems True story

I'll just file that under funny stories I can't actually repeat to anyone I know IRL.