Was I propositioned by a street walker?

[mjmacky]

Anyway I'm basically just happy for any thread that I can post in in the Lounge and so be allowed to actually say what I feel whether it pleases some devious wank who can't speak English or not.

I understand this is the lounge Idol, but could you try to keep it on topic? You might accidentally stumble upon making the conversation more interesting by following an organic train of thought that deviates from the explicitly stated topic. You know it's serious when I have to warn you like this. I won't be bothered with trying to apply any merit to the warning. I will report the shit out of this bitch.

[megabyteme]

PROTIP: Personally, I find that the "price" is best negotiated after they have been bound, gagged, and secured in a dark, dank basement for a period of around 72 hours. Often, they are willing to do "whatever" for a shower, a cup of soup, and a bit of light.

[mjmacky]

PROTIP: Personally, I find that the "price" is best negotiated after they have been bound, gagged, and secured in a dark, dank basement for a period of around 72 hours. Often, they are willing to do "whatever" for a shower, a cup of soup, and a bit of light.

The absentminded man I am, I end up having to take fishing trips out to the ocean a month later, and I hate the ocean and seafood.

[Artemis]

My Volvo wouldn't start today so I had it towed into my mechanic. Some funky thing with the Rf communication between the keys and the car.

On topic with your original post but off-topic with the general conversation, I own a Jeep Grand Cherokee which also has laser encoded ignition keys. I thought it would be a good idea to get a spare one to have around. I nearly fucking died at the price the dealership wanted to charge me to encode a copy, $482 + G.S.T. ( + 15% tax in other words ) for a key, and not even a gold key encrusted with diamonds. I have found another company that clones the keys off of your master for $115 + G.S.T. which seems far more reasonable to me, so up your nose Continental Car Services, you thieving pack of bastards, it pays to shop around.

[Alien5]

There's a fine line between a fuck and a blowjob

[IdolEyes787]

In this particular case about 60 bucks.

[Alien5]

And a thesaurus.

[Alien5]

a well dressed female walking alone asking men for cigarettes on the highway at that time in the morning FFS.

[Squeamous]

When you put it that way, telling her of my car story seems like I was the one trying to trap her into being my client, the driving enthusiast I am. True story to follow, I was a taxi man of sorts in high school. Being one of the few during my sophomore year with a car and license, I started driving people to their homes/workplaces/volunteering duties for a nominal fee. It was the only way I could afford the gas before I got a real part time mall job at Orange Julius, gas wasn't that expensive but my '86 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme guzzled that shit like it was the 70's.

This chauffeur angle is a profound revelation, I may choose to deliberate on this, especially since I was probably dressed too nicely for someone dropping his car off at the mechanic. But hey, the weather finally cooled off and I could finally wear the clothes I enjoy most.

My opinions on options A-D, responding in relative fashion since I designed such a poorly written poll that makes Idol demand double rent for March.
A) I was under the impression that prostitutes have the same clientele policies as a McDonalds, not turning down anyone provided they can and will pay for the transaction.
B) My wife would have used a much cuter girl, she knows of my absurdly high standards to have my interest piqued. The true sad story is that she's trying desperately to prevent divorce, sorry if that bums anyone out
C) A dangerous move to feature me, I'm the Chinese Brad Pitt.
D) The most viable of your options, but is brunch a popular time for this type of affair?

Sorry, what is an 'Orange Julius'? And why are the clothes you enjoy wearing most easily mistakeable for a chauffeur's uniform? Have you considered that maybe she thought you were a pilot? Chicks dig pilots. I'm thinking you looked like a cross between the rainman and this:

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I couldn't find a pic of a Chinese pilot, it seems they're all Japanese.

Maybe this lady saw a small dapper oriental pilot walking down the street and was afraid you were about to ram yourself into something with explosive consequences. She was probably wanting to ensure you got to where you were going in one piece.

Failing the above, yes she probably was a prostitute. In these hard economic times it's good to have an angle. Any old woman can be a prostitute, but if you want to corner a different market to fat, sweating truck drivers, you have to get creative. I'd do this if I were inclined to that kind of job. You'd only need to turn a few tricks a day, and this way you get to pick your own (probably clean) and non violent men. I reckon at least 1 in ten men would be up for it. In fact, I saw a documentary on TV the other day and an amateur porn film maker said 1 in 6 men she stopped in the street were willing to try out for a porn shoot.

[Barbarossa]

I'm not reading all this shit.

But I vote YES.