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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Why do horse trainers and kenny dalgleish always cry.

    The big gays.
    that's the jocks and the irish for you

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    I got to run my own team today. There was two of us all together.
    Now go away.

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    That explains the long face.


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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

    For teh missus and kiddies.
    Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

    edit: Also According to Pete too
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 04-14-2012 at 04:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    That explains the long face.


    hippyhill.jpg

    That picture looks a bit like Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

    Bo also photieshawpped me with a ginger beard once. I'll see if I can find the beard bit to post.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

    For teh missus and kiddies.
    Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

    edit: Also According to Pete too
    ah, weird al was just "receiving treatment" they might not have shot it yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    That explains the long face.


    hippyhill.jpg

    That picture looks a lot like me.
    fixed.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've also got bets on West End Rocker, Weird Al and According to Pete.

    For teh missus and kiddies.
    Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

    edit: Also According to Pete too
    Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.

    I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.

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    He was all filling up with tears anyway when Weird Al fell over that hedge thing. The big girl.

    And also, I've been informed by teh missus that I have to share my winningz
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post

    Tell your kiddies that Weird Al got destroyed, then explain what destroyed means in terms of horse racing.

    edit: Also According to Pete too
    Just fucking right too. Saves me the time and trouble of personally knackering the bastard. In the back two the whole race. Fell at the 27th.

    I'm gonna write to the owner and get him to send me the first pot of glue that dead horse produces. I shall be sniffing the fuck right out of it 'til I gets my money back or an approximation thereof.
    I just want to see manker telling the manklets that the horsies they'd picked have been shot in the face.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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