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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Wait, hold on again. Original error in 2057. I was right the first time about being wrong the first time.
    Orite. I was looking at 2062.
    The one in the quote in 2066
    Don't get angry with me, you caused me to make the same mistake. Then I had to retract a retraction. In fact, this whole page can be wiped from the internets. Well, symbolically speaking, this "page" being nothing more than an evil hellspawn of a series of database entries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    You know poems don't have to rhyme.
    I know nothing about poetry.
    It seems like you do though, gaylord.
    When it comes down to it
    poetry is just formatting

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    More highbrow?

    No googling involved......


    In Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree,
    Where Aiph the sacred river ran, through caverns meaureless to man,
    Down to a sunless sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    No googling involved......
    Must be why you misspelled Ealing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    More highbrow?

    No googling involved......


    In Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree,
    Where Aiph the sacred river ran, through caverns meaureless to man,
    Down to a sunless sea.
    That is much less gay. I've nothing against pish.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    No googling involved......
    Must be why you misspelled Ealing
    No that is because I currently suffering from a severe lack of sleep myself, it's 4:05 a.m. here and I'm still wide awake this happens to me alot too fuck it all....

    I have a merkin limmerick for you though lets see if I get the speeling right

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
    As he wiped of his chin,
    He said with a grin,
    "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"

    Did I spell Nantucket right?

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    There once was a man from Xanadu
    The story was he had to poo
    A river ran through him
    Eroding his rectum
    Now you should avoid stall # 2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arty
    No that is because I currently suffering from a severe lack of sleep myself, it's 4:05 a.m. here and I'm still wide awake this happens to me alot too fuck it all....
    It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so long he could suck it,
    As he wiped of his chin,
    He said with a grin,
    "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"

    Did I spell Nantucket right?
    *off
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
    Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.

    Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse.

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