Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[megabyteme]

Congrats on the 5k post, n00b.

It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

[Artemis]

It suddenly happened while I was posting absolute bollocks, it was actually a reply to your hilarious jamie oliver poast, I didn't even realise.

That's why I want manker to delete some of my less than stellar posts, the arguments with TTS fuckstick for example, so I can be young and golden haired again, not an old silverhaired fart like you lot.

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger.

[megabyteme]

No do-overs. You've posted your youth away, now it's gone...

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger.

You're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.

[ziggyjuarez]

"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.

[mjmacky]

Fine..... pass me my walking stick and hearing aid then you old codger.

You're lyked around here. We'll give you the good AIDS.

How can you be so certain that he'd want to develop HIV?

[Artemis]

"TheWaterBear" was pound for pound all time greatest to have ever chain posted.

The Oooh! Aaah! bird is so named because it lays square eggs.

[mjmacky]

I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.

[Artemis]

[ckrit]

I've finally finished a major edit on a paper, one that I've been working on for over 40 intermittent hours. I couldn't find a spot to incorporate "deboard", it's my only regret. Next time.

One would think that it'd be pretty easy to finagle a train metaphor into virtually any text.

All you'd need would a stray atom leaving a molecule, after all, and you could be all like "deboarding the train, as it were".

[mjmacky]

If it weren't for the head or feet, I couldn't tell you which was the front and which was the back.