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    Yo though. Does that count as a sentence, Anywayz, Taking the net back to its rightful owner if thats ok with your rambling asses!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    Am I supposed to care why that is? Sorry I don't.
    There's one important, unanswered question here...

    Does your wife love you, Dave?

    See.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Yo! Oi! My interwebs
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    I just caught the missus going to the fridge and eating a cake, It wasn't her failing, it was her escalating the diet point.
    I just went outside and fucked the milf who lives next door, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the fidelity point.
    I went out last night and got smashed, it wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the sobriety point.

    Jebus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    There's one important, unanswered question here...

    Does your wife love you, Dave?
    There's a reason you don't know the answer to that, whilst knowing shit loads of details about my friendship with Sophie, I bet you can't work it out though.
    Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
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    Ill give it a go! You met at a cocktail bar right, you date raped her but you was smart you used a condom and dumped the bitch in an alley way!
    Fuck I wish... I wouldn't be pissing away thousands of pounds on her at the moment had I had that kind of foresight.
    My bad FYI did not read......but did i won ?
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